I'm going to drive from S Florida to Kansas City or at least that's the current plan.  Anyone who wants a visitor for 20 - 120 minutes please PM me and I'll set up a route.   :)

Sure I'm in NJ. Is that close?

Errrr - maybe another time  :)

If you're on 70 and accidentally overshoot KC by 9 hours, let me know.

Hey Bob, I'm about 2 hours west of KC (near Manhattan, KS), but you're more than welcome to swing by.

I may have a ripe Celeste and MBVS for you to nibble on.  They're just 1st year plants, but they've been ripening tasty figs and still have ~50 figs each.

Any room in your vehicle to stuff a 6' banana pstem?  I think I can remember you saying you've never fruited a banana of your own, and I could give you (free) a big Dwarf Orinoco that should fruit for you next year.

I definitely need to come see your setup.  We'll have to get a time when my life stabilizes.  Thanks for your kindness!

Will you be near Ray City?

Robert, 
Come to Los Angeles, make sure to drive a truck though. :)

If driving through Ohio, let me know.