For me, the "fig bug" is starting the year 2009 with 6 varieties and ending 2009 with 57...plus another 10 varieties in the past 6 weeks. Help!
The fig bug has introduced me to one of the friendliest, most generous groups of people I've ever met. (My spouse calls all of you my "imaginary" friends.)
It has made me pray for hot weather, something I have NEVER done in my entire life.
It has made me carefully scan every tree in every yard in every old section of every town I travel to.
It has given me fig dreams at least 3 nights out of every 7. (My favorite was the one about the softball-sized Pastilliere.)
It has made me somehow work the topic of figs into conversations with people I barely know.
It has taught me patience...almost.
It has taught me to count creatively. (Spouse:"How many fig plants DO you have??????)
It has taught me that, if I can get it past the front door, the spouse can't tell the new figs from the old ones.
It has taught me that I can protect my addiction if I can hook everyone else that I know, like my daughters, my neighbors, my co-workers, and the people who deliver my figs. (To the spouse:"But EVERYONE does this.")
NONE of this would have happened if Jon hadn't created this forum and his FABULOUS "Fig Varieties" pages. What a remarkable resource.
C.J>