I just started searching Etsy for fig stuff and found these. BT?

Oh Man, what else can people come up with?

I just don't know what to say...family would disown me if I went this far but I love them!

They could be dangerous to wear you might get attacked by a squirrel :-)

Those are really cool.

Wonder what watermelon earrings would look like, lol. Perhaps a slice of that would make a better circular visor.

edit:  Or perhaps....

I'd much rather eat my figs than wear them, but to each his or her own. Yes they look like Brown Turkey slices.

Gorgi,

A pendant to go with the earrings, maybe?   :)

Dave, down here it would be a dreaded mockingbird and that ain't funny.

Maybe Jason and Jon could finally think there is a use for BTs after all.

noss

Awww!... come on Gina... who's gona change that diaper...?