a disturbing fig video

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Bass

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Posted 1310250615	Reply with quote #1

R rated. __________________ Pennsylvania http://www.treesofjoy.com https://www.facebook.com/pages/Trees-of-Joy/110193909021138

rafed

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Posted 1310251344	Reply with quote #2

Well? Looks like they like to dance but can't do. They like figs but don't know how to wash them as they place them on the mirror to line them up and possibly snort them. And they get off on life sized pics of girls on a bikini. Other than thaqt I cannot explain. This is my theory and not a fact.

chuckchuck

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Posted 1310258414	Reply with quote #3

wow.......

The_celt

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Posted 1310264392	Reply with quote #4

I feel like I lost brain cells. I think the vest part it the special guy doing the dance over the figs or maybe the the guy blowing smoke over the fig. Very odd. __________________ http://sumosteaks.com/

noss

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Posted 1310282330	Reply with quote #5

I wonder where she bought hers? I wonder what that guy was smokin'? Those people are really freaky and they creep me out completely. There is something seriously WRONG with ALL of them! Bass! Now I probably won't sleep tonight, or if I do, I'll have nightmares about TYTY people after me with those creepy eyes. Thanks a lot! :) I'm with you Celt--But I think maybe we're not the ones who have lost brain cells, though. I think the Feds need to visit their nurseries and see what else they're growing besides legal plants. Maybe TYTY people are so fried that THEY think they're growing good plants and maybe now we know why they send out the wrong varieties to everyone? Say, HEY, Baby! What kind of fig is this? I think I'll send it to somebody. Anybody. Ooohhhh--It's a pretty fig. I think I'll blow smoke on it and then put it on a mirror with its buddies and we can all party. Oh wow! Lookit those colors! Oh, man. :) noss __________________ noss/a.k.a. Vivian Lafayette, LA Zone 9a Wish List: Col de Dame Blanc, Col de Dame Noir, Scott's Yellow, Tony's Brown Italian, any other fig that is good in the rain/humidity and has a real figgy flavor.

genecolin

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Posted 1310292380	Reply with quote #6

Hey V, were you at Woodstock? : ) "gene" __________________ From the bayou, "gene" zone 9 Houma, La.

BLB

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Posted 1310300840	Reply with quote #7

It's hard to believe these people actually put there name on this video, someone needs a serious lesson in marketing.

DaveBNFl

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Posted 1310304383	Reply with quote #8

Pretty strange. I thought the 'comments' praising the"Nursery" for the vidio even stranger. Scarier yet is that some people will reward them for the "entertainment " value of the vidio by buying their product. Come to think of it I see some TV commercials that must insult the intelligence of anyone over ten years old... . but they must work.

Axier

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Posted 1310331031	Reply with quote #9

LOL, it is really bizarre! its vulgarity is unlimited. This nursery is very odd. __________________ Axier Basque Country Z9

satellitehead

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Posted 1310346578	Reply with quote #10

The nursery itself is a ripoff. They are probably commenting on themselves. __________________ Jason Atlanta/Grant Park area - z8

noss

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Posted 1310358417	Reply with quote #11

Gene, Moi? Woodstock? Oh, mais no, Sha, not this puppy. I hate crowds. Just makin' fun of TYTY. Those are some scary people and I don't know how they stay in business. :) V __________________ noss/a.k.a. Vivian Lafayette, LA Zone 9a Wish List: Col de Dame Blanc, Col de Dame Noir, Scott's Yellow, Tony's Brown Italian, any other fig that is good in the rain/humidity and has a real figgy flavor.

hoosierbanana

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Posted 1310361711	Reply with quote #12

Their channel is worse, with uploads added almost daily. All are at least cheesy, awkward or eerie, at best. They destroyed figs in all sorts of odd ways in one with ambiguous quotes and text added. It bothers me that they use Widespread Panic as their background, those guys would not approve- Blue Indian live by Widespread panic. __________________ 7a, DE

GeorgiaFig

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Posted 1310408481	Reply with quote #13

I only liked one part of it (you can guess what part). But as to the rest, those guys should really consider seeing a counselor.

rafed

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Posted 1310434611	Reply with quote #14

Free marketing! Compliments of you tube. Must be working for them. After all, they are still in business. Or, They love the attention they are getting.

Dieseler

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Posted 1310441916	Reply with quote #15

Im with Georgiafig in the pair we both like. Course long as i been married when i get to the end of my leash im trained to go woof woof only. I think its Dennis that says. How bout them figs !

GeorgiaFig

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Posted 1310444191	Reply with quote #16

Hi Martin. That is very funny! ;-) Hope you are well my friend. Best wishes. John

Grasa

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Posted 1354596558	Reply with quote #17

wonder if they stole the lady's pic to paste it there... indeed disturbing, the cigarette smoke was GROSS. __________________ Grasa Seattle, WA

rcantor

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Posted 1354598719	Reply with quote #18

Nero means black. True to form TyTy had a yellow fig. __________________ Zone 6, MO Wish list: Galicia Negra, De La Reina - Pons, Genovese Nero - Rafed's, Sbayi, Souadi, Acciano, Any Rimada, Sodus Sicilian, any Bass, Pons or Axier fig, any great tasting fig.

budihartono71

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Posted 1354602845	Reply with quote #19

it's beautifull.......:)) __________________ http://buah-ara.blogspot.com I'm looking for a black madeira

JoAnn749

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Posted 1354605398	Reply with quote #20

Pssst........hey buddy...wanna fig? We've got some yellow, and wait till you try the purple! Good $#!&. __________________ Jo-Ann DFW TX, Zone 7b-8a Wish List: Black Madeira,, Kathleen's Black, Malta Black, Marseille VS Black, White Paradisio, LSU Scott's Black, Conadria, White Trianna, Marttineca Rimada, Excel, Peter's Honey, Bebera Preta (Abebereira), Strawberry Verte

HarveyC

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Posted 1354605402	Reply with quote #21

They have some banana videos I've seen over the years that are much worse than that. Those guys are really sick. __________________ Harvey - Correia Farms Isleton, CA (Sacramento County) USDA zone 9b, Sunset zone 14 http://www.figaholics.com https://www.facebook.com/Figaholics

cis4elk

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Posted 1354606039	Reply with quote #22

Definitely..odd. I do like the beginning and the end. And what was that, was someone pissing on the figs before the guy took one from the bowl and ate it? Somewhat disturbing and totally pointless. __________________ Calvin Littleton,CO z5/6 Wants List: For everyone to clean-up after themselves and co-exist peacefully. Let's think more about the future of our planet and less about ourselves. :)

jenniferarino83

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Posted 1354607069	Reply with quote #23

Lol __________________ Jennifer A. Brown Wishlist: NONE Boise ID ZONE 5

JoAnn749

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Posted 1354607313	Reply with quote #24

Really Calvin? The beginning and end? Hmmmm I wonder why? __________________ Jo-Ann DFW TX, Zone 7b-8a Wish List: Black Madeira,, Kathleen's Black, Malta Black, Marseille VS Black, White Paradisio, LSU Scott's Black, Conadria, White Trianna, Marttineca Rimada, Excel, Peter's Honey, Bebera Preta (Abebereira), Strawberry Verte

JackHNVA

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Posted 1354626041	Reply with quote #25

I wonder what the latest horror story is coming out the Ty Ty world, they give professional nurseries shivers, They have dozens of websites that have address that lead back to TyTy and the consumer state board doesn't want to hear that name ever again. __________________ Zone 7 Celeste, White Marseilles, Beer's Black, Green Greek, White Italy one unknown, Chicago hardy, White Naples, Portuguese Black, Italian Honey.Black Bethleham, Sal's C, Several unknowns. Looking for dark sweet types from Azores and southern Spain (figs, not women), 2014 goal is to acquire Kathleen Black

garden_whisperer

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Posted 1354628240	Reply with quote #26

i thought someone peed on the figs as well. the girl looked nice and all but if i need entertained by a pritty girl all i have to do is look to my wife jessie. shes all i want/need. I almost bought a tree from ty ty a few years back when i got my first fig tree (brown turkey) and it was thier youtube vids that got me looking elsewhere. as for the posibilaty of losing braincell from watching it, it is possible. over the years i have noticed in all industry that truly creative advertisment and entertainment have been scrubbed for mass produced mindless garble like this. look at it, music, movies, etc. what passes for good now was low stander 20 years ago and special effects have improved so much. or maybey its just me. __________________ Dave Zone 6b Illinois "Be the change you wish to see in the world"

DesertDance

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Posted 1354629548	Reply with quote #27

Hard to believe, but for once in my life, I can't think of a thing to say! I've been stuck speechless! Suzi __________________ Zone 9b, Southern California. "First year they sleep, Second year they creep, Third year they leap!" Wish List: I wish all of you happy fig collecting! My wishes have been fulfilled!

Pattee

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Posted 1354648358	Reply with quote #28

LOL Suzi ! All I can say is CREEPY !! __________________ 7a & 9b ►I assume all my figs carry FMV ◄ Seeking : Italian 376,395 , Galicia Negra, Negretta,UNK Pastilliere ,Pananas Purple, Malta Blk+purple/red, Italian + Calabrian UNK's , Catanzaro, Malone, Sucrette(Baud) "We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts?" - Gandhi

garden_whisperer

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Posted 1354649577	Reply with quote #29

I showed the vid to my wife. she said and i quote "whoever shot that video should get a dumbas5 of the year award. that was 2 min of my life i will never get back" Im alot nicer than she is though. __________________ Dave Zone 6b Illinois "Be the change you wish to see in the world"

omotm

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Posted 1354671325	Reply with quote #30

What the.......... __________________ Steve Houston, TX Zone 8b Wish List: Zingarella

slingha

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Posted 1354675565	Reply with quote #31

This video has inspired me to grow melons next year!

snaglpus

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Posted 1354675631	Reply with quote #32

You guys are sick! Trying not to laugh though. The video is very mental. __________________ Dennis Charlotte, North Carolina/Zone 8a

jffrandall1

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Posted 1354679995	Reply with quote #33

These guys are on crack right? What else could explain that kind of weirdness? __________________ Jeff! Buford Ga Zone-8 southeast hot humid Good ole Ga. Wish list: Starting all over so any variety now!! Maltese falcon, Izbat an naj,Maltese beauty, Rhonda de bordeaux, Socorro black, Tashkent , Encanto red, Pastiliere, anything that is delicious!!

dfoster25

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Posted 1354680357	Reply with quote #34

These dudes are seriously screwed up in the head to think blowing cigarette smoke on a perfectly good fig would make people want to buy their plants. __________________ Zone 6, SE MICHIGAN -14F 1-7-14 -23F 2-?-15 6F 1-18-16

Wildforager

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Posted 1354684028	Reply with quote #35

maybe he was demonstrating how to kill spider mites with tobacco smoke, haha. Just weird. __________________ Little John Sheboygan, WI Zone 5B Wish List - Florea, Ronde De Bordeaux

HarveyC

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Posted 1354686592	Reply with quote #36

Okay, I've been mostly curious about the girl. Somebody said something like it was a life size poster or something like that. I don't think so. The model has light shining on her from two directions while nothing else in the tree scene has similar lighting, so she's obviously not actually standing there in front of the tree. However, I'm pretty sure it's just an image taken from some other source and overlaid onto the still photo of the fig tree. It's not a moving scene during the portions with the model. It's kind of funny how towards the end the reverse the image of both the fig and model (originally standing with the fig tree to her left and looking to her right and later she the tree is to her "right" and she is looking to her "left"). I guess that was supposed to convince some viewers that the girl was actually there walking about? The smoking scene must be to get the fig wasp to fly out you dummies! ;) __________________ Harvey - Correia Farms Isleton, CA (Sacramento County) USDA zone 9b, Sunset zone 14 http://www.figaholics.com https://www.facebook.com/Figaholics

dawgdrvr

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Posted 1354686598	Reply with quote #37

It should be rated S for Stupid . I think I'm scarred for life . __________________ Cody Grand Mound,WA 98579 Plantmaps Zone 7~A, Sunset Zone 4 and USDA Zone 8~A. WISH LIST: San Pedro ,Breba & Early crop Figs and ANY figs from 'Belleclare Nursery'

Grasa

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Posted 1354697551	Reply with quote #38

Harvey cigarete smoke to scare wasps? I thought I read it all. __________________ Grasa Seattle, WA

martino

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Posted 1354700834	Reply with quote #39

Quote: Originally Posted by garden_whisperer the girl looked nice and all but if i need entertained by a pritty girl all i have to do is look to my wife jessie. shes all i want/need. Oh,come on, you know your wife reads this forum, doesn't she? ;)

HarveyC

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Posted 1354738812	Reply with quote #40

Grasa, you have a better idea why they would blow smoke? :) I was only joking as impossible to understand any of the motives of producing such a very strange video. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.... __________________ Harvey - Correia Farms Isleton, CA (Sacramento County) USDA zone 9b, Sunset zone 14 http://www.figaholics.com https://www.facebook.com/Figaholics

will

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Posted 1354739807	Reply with quote #41

These Ty Ty dudes are on some really high grade acid!!

stevin

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Posted 1354740484	Reply with quote #42

Really...!!!?? WTF was that? Ever have the feelling that you want to reach out and smack someone? Right now i do! and the guy reaching out with the fig tree branch, i just wanna beat him over the head with it. __________________ Massachusetts Zone:6b Wish to be Growing: Battaglia

Pittsburgh

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Posted 1354742278	Reply with quote #43

Everyone is referencing different parts of the video and it draws me in to watch it again to see what they are talking about. Each time i see it, I can't stop watching... total train wreck. __________________ Zone 6A Wish List: Lebanese Red, Persian White

OttawanZ5

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Posted 1416788954	Reply with quote #44

jc Not the right place for it because it has nothing to do with green or black figs .... __________________ Ottawan-Z5a, Canada

jc_figs

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Posted 1416789160 · Edited	Reply with quote #45

green or black figs? __________________ Name JAILEN feel free to call me jc ........wish list...... black madeira ,ischia b lack, green ischia, patrics super giant, rdv, negronne, maltese falcon, lsu gold, lsu purple, lsu tiger, lounge d out, golden, celeste, black jack, black mission, brunswick, blue ischia, panache, strawberry latte, armenian, mvsb, col de dame, col de dame grise, col de dame noir, hardy chicago, peters honey, peti negri, unknowns, magnolia, kathleen black, labanese, and any othere except bt, and celeste improved bt or celeste are fine ,cuttings/plants zone 8a goldsboro north carolina. I'm proved Celeste or BT welcome!! figs growing brown turkey celeste and unknown yellow fig

jc_figs

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Posted 1416789220 · Edited	Reply with quote #46

i dont see anything wrong except the cigarette theyle ruin your life the women is weird tho in a fig video __________________ Name JAILEN feel free to call me jc ........wish list...... black madeira ,ischia b lack, green ischia, patrics super giant, rdv, negronne, maltese falcon, lsu gold, lsu purple, lsu tiger, lounge d out, golden, celeste, black jack, black mission, brunswick, blue ischia, panache, strawberry latte, armenian, mvsb, col de dame, col de dame grise, col de dame noir, hardy chicago, peters honey, peti negri, unknowns, magnolia, kathleen black, labanese, and any othere except bt, and celeste improved bt or celeste are fine ,cuttings/plants zone 8a goldsboro north carolina. I'm proved Celeste or BT welcome!! figs growing brown turkey celeste and unknown yellow fig

schaplin

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Posted 1416795741	Reply with quote #47

Totally creepy video. I avoid their website like the plague. __________________ Wish List: @Hmari, @Maltese beauty, @Col de Dame Grise, @Bryant Dark, @Lynhurst White, @Melcedonia Dark, @Panevino Dark, @Paradiso

MGorski

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Posted 1416796423	Reply with quote #48

Widespread Panic's Space Wrangler sampled in a loop over and over- a good song played properly, sad to hear it used for this ridiculous video. Mike in Hanover, VA __________________ Zone-7, previously Mescalito

Aaron4USA

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Posted 1416801026	Reply with quote #49

well, by watching it out of curiosity we all, collectively, are making it immortal, LOL Shell we ask Bass to delete this thread? Just an idea...

COGardener

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Posted 1416802994	Reply with quote #50

I don't know that I would call it disturbing, I would go with horrifically moronic. A waste of all things on all levels by no talent oxygen thieves!!!

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