Ha ha ha ha! Hi GButera, I have Panache Tiger, Peters Honey, Ischa Green, Lattarula Honey, Violette de bordeaux, White Marseilles, Desert King and Black Mission. This is because I don't know if I like figs and if I did, which figs would I like. The Panache dropped fruit this year, and the others are too young yet. Maybe next year. I think maybe then the birds will be outnumbered - and probably not.
I should grow some very distracting sunflowers, I think. Keep them occupied with something else.