Okay, let's play. I de-potted this little fella and it was, in fact, upside down. But notice how the cutting seller labeled the cutting--he or she wrote on the wrong end. So, I am not a COMPLEAT moron; I had help!
Four nodes total on the otherwise pristine cutting, the two that had been under-grounded are swollen and ready to do...something. So, I chopped this puppy in half: one to go horizontal as per the (hopefully serious) commenters above, and one with just the two nodes to a simple 3-cup treatment. See engrossing photos, following
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