You are probably a fig nut  if……………..

…You own more than 10 fig trees.

…The word Breba has meaning to you.

..You can name 10 different varieties of  dem figs.

…You can describe the taste of your figs in great culinary detail.

…You regularly communicate to cyber friends (that you have never met) about dem  figs.

…You belong to more than one fig forum.

…you try to root every single tee-tiny  little bitty twig that falls off your trees.

…You keep branches in the storage bin of your refrigerator.

…You “believe” that you actually can tell how a fig tastes just by looking at its picture.

…You stop telling your spouse when you purchased another fig.

…You get excited when you see red buds or pink stems.

…You are looking to buy more land in order  to plant even more trees.

..You always manage to find room for “just one more” fig tree.

…You buy several trees , all with the same name, just to see if they are different.

…You know that Col De Dame comes in three different colors.

…You know what “hanging dead ripe” means.

…You try to grow them in Canada.

…You annually bury your tree in the ground. Then dig it up in the spring.

…You hate birds.

…You no longer find squirrels to be cute little furry animals.

…You buy a dog or a cat to guard your trees.

…You think of black figs instead of red wine when you hear the word “Bordeaux”.

…The names Condit and O’Rourke have meaning to you.

My name is Dan, and I am a proud figaholic.

Semper Fi-cus ….Foliks!!

Guess I am certified too! lol

I don't meet ALL the criteria just yet, but I am working on it. But, I already consider myself a fig nut!

Guilty...

...You know that "fignuts" are not some new kind of breakfast cereal.

Im just a nut

You are probably a fig nut if you open the box delivered by the UPS man before saying hello to the wife and kids when you come home.

Joke!  Joke!  Stop being serious!  Joooooooke! 

Guilty on most counts!

Here's one more;
.....When you plant a fig tree just outside your bathroom window so that when you go relieve yourself in the morning, you can raise the shade to "check on" your tree!
That's one I'm personally guilty of.

- One just outside my bedroom window as well.
- Not to mention more than one outside the living room window.
- Now I'm wondering where I can add more windows! 
- I make these admissions only among fellow fignuts HeHe ;).

 I'm Guilty waiting to take a plane to go on my honeymoon but I have to check the forum who knows what ill miss LOL

Three more, all true.

If you have your 12 year old son check the mailbox daily for cuttings you bought... you might be a fignut.

If you have him put them in the fridge and pay him off in aftermarket paintball marker accessories to keep it mums... you might be a fignut.

If you hide potted fig trees on the other side of the house/garage where the spouse seldom passes... you might be a fignut.