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tmc2009

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This might help with fig production.  New fig Fertilizer
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navillus

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Oh No, I am not going there. I will however say as a part time comic, This has potential.
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I saw this last night and had the same thought as Navillus.  I'm still getting grief on Facebook from the comments I posted about bacon flavored "personal lubricant"

~james
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2016 Wish List:  Dārk Pōrtuguese, Grānthāms Royāl, Lātarolla, Negrettā, Nōire de Bārbentāne, Rockāway Green, Viōlet Sepōr, Viōlette Dāuphine.  Iranian figs are always welcome.
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Well i read it.
I still prefer the reg fertilizer route miracle grow mixed with water .
If it ain't broke ........
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Martin, some might refer to Viagra as "Miracle Gro"
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In containers - Littleton, CO (zone 5b)
In ground - N.E of Austin, TX (zone 8b) 

2016 Wish List:  Dārk Pōrtuguese, Grānthāms Royāl, Lātarolla, Negrettā, Nōire de Bārbentāne, Rockāway Green, Viōlet Sepōr, Viōlette Dāuphine.  Iranian figs are always welcome.
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Oh yuck.
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I hear you James  ; )  i have a neighbor that mentioned it once and he offered and i said no thanks.
Now if it was claimed to grow HAIR on ones head who knows........ ; )
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Finasteride will grow hair and shrink your prostate. And it  is generic.
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tmc2009

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Maybe hairy fig trees would help protect them from the winter wind.  
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There are just too many tempting jokes to be made with this thread.
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