"A few weeks ago, police in Wilton responded to vandalism complaints concerning cars having their side view mirrors shattered overnight while the cars were parked in their driveways. Police initially suspected someone was conducting drive-by BB gun shootings from the road, but then a new suspect reared its…beak. Turns out, the perpetrator was a real-life angry bird, a woodpecker that had been spotting its reflection and furiously pecking at the mirrored glass, shattering it with puncture wounds that resembled a BB gun. Maybe it was looking for a new high score?"