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tyro

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Hi Folks,

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Yes,I know what you're thinking.Why isn't that thing in the ground?Well,it used to be,right where the
young Strawberry Verte in the foreground is now.(Another air layer from that "weak" growth)

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Why would I remove such a large tree to plant that twig you might ask?Well,it is the most wildly
aggressive growth imaginable.Shows FMV but doesn't care,don't know how many foot of wood I
removed from it before throwing in the towel.

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When I first planted it out I was a happy camper,wow,this loves to grow.I hollowed out the center
and pruned it in early 2012.By mid 2013 I knew I had a problem....Sometimes I talk to my plants...
So I ask it,
Paul:Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?BYOC,you got 8 feet,that's it.You're shading out
the Preto!
BMNL:You knew I was an aggressive growth when you bought me.
Paul:Yes,but Jon told me size control is facilitated by pruning.
BMNL:Giggle,yeah,Jon's a riot.
Paul:I'm getting tired of pruning you.
BMNL:I laugh at your Felco's.
Paul:You won't be laughing at the shovel.

Three hours later............

BMNL:Well,that was rude.
Paul:Sorry about that,don't worry,I'm about to redo the front,I'll put you there.
BMNL:Real decent of you...Can't wait to find that leaky sewer line.

Cheers,

Paul



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brettjm

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I totally understand...I am quite certain that my plants (figs or anything else) do things just to spite me sometimes.  My hibiscus is in revolt right now.  It has 6 open flowers and more buds than leaves.  "Oh, not enough sunlight, eh?  FINE! I won't make any leaves and I'll just focus ALL my energy on flowers!"  While it's quite beautiful, I am concerned about whether or not it will survive the winter in the house...

Also, beautiful plant.  Love the grey bark.

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Dude you have some pretty freak'n awesome looking fig trees in all of the posts you have been making lately.
ChrisK

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Oh thank God, there are others out there that talk to their trees! And I thought I was nuts for a moment. Now I just know that we're all 100% normal..... Right??? Lol
Another beautiful tree Paul! I say let it grow!

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In the right market (NYC area) I bet you could get $1k for that one in the pot based on what Bellaclare (Long Island) was selling nice ones for in 2006.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tyro
....Sometimes I talk to my plants...
So I ask it,
Paul:Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?BYOC,you got 8 feet,that's it.You're shading out
the Preto!
BMNL:You knew I was an aggressive growth when you bought me.
Paul:Yes,but Jon told me size control is facilitated by pruning.
BMNL:Giggle,yeah,Jon's a riot.
Paul:I'm getting tired of pruning you.
BMNL:I laugh at your Felco's.
Paul:You won't be laughing at the shovel.

Three hours later............

BMNL:Well,that was rude.
Paul:Sorry about that,don't worry,I'm about to redo the front,I'll put you there.
BMNL:Real decent of you...Can't wait to find that leaky sewer line.

Cheers,

Paul



Just saw this post and the dialogue made me laugh so hard! So funny. Sometimes I do the same thing, except with the opposite problem- lack of growth.

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