http://youtu.be/Z9Ji1DFuPbk

Well?

Looks like they like to dance but can't do.
They like figs but don't know how to wash them as they place them on the mirror to line them up and possibly snort them.
And they get off on life sized pics of girls on a bikini.

Other than thaqt I cannot explain.

This is my theory and not a fact.

wow.......

I feel like I lost brain cells. I think the vest part it the special guy doing the dance over the figs or maybe the the guy blowing smoke over the fig. Very odd.

I wonder where she bought hers?

I wonder what that guy was smokin'?

Those people are really freaky and they creep me out completely.  There is something seriously WRONG with ALL of them!

Bass!  Now I probably won't sleep tonight, or if I do, I'll have nightmares about TYTY people after me with those creepy eyes.  Thanks a lot!  :)

I'm with you Celt--But I think maybe we're not the ones who have lost brain cells, though.

I think the Feds need to visit their nurseries and see what else they're growing besides legal plants.

Maybe TYTY people are so fried that THEY think they're growing good plants and maybe now we know why they send out the wrong varieties to everyone? 

Say, HEY, Baby!  What kind of fig is this?  I think I'll send it to somebody.  Anybody.  Ooohhhh--It's a pretty fig.  I think I'll blow smoke on it and then put it on a mirror with its buddies and we can all party.  Oh wow!  Lookit those colors!  Oh, man.

:)

noss

Hey V, were you at Woodstock?   : )
"gene"

It's hard to believe these people actually put there name on this video, someone needs a serious lesson in marketing. 

Pretty strange.
I thought the 'comments' praising the"Nursery" for the vidio even stranger.
Scarier yet is that some people will reward them for the "entertainment " value of the vidio by buying their product.
Come to think of it I see some TV commercials that must insult the intelligence of anyone over ten years old... . but they must work.

LOL, it is really bizarre! its vulgarity is unlimited.
This nursery is very odd.

The nursery itself is a ripoff.

They are probably commenting on themselves.

Gene,

Moi?  Woodstock?  Oh, mais no, Sha, not this puppy.  I hate crowds.  Just makin' fun of TYTY.  Those are some scary people and I don't know how they stay in business.  :)

V 

Their channel is worse, with uploads added almost daily. All are at least cheesy, awkward or eerie, at best. They destroyed figs in all sorts of odd ways in one with ambiguous quotes and text added.
It bothers me that they use Widespread Panic as their background, those guys would not approve- Blue Indian live by Widespread panic.

I only liked one part of it (you can guess what part).

But as to the rest, those guys should really consider seeing a counselor.

Free marketing! Compliments of you tube.
Must be working for them. After all, they are still in business.

Or,

They love the attention they are getting.

Im with Georgiafig  in the pair we both like.

Course long as i been married when i get to the end of my leash im trained to go woof woof only.

I think its Dennis that says.
How bout them figs !

Hi Martin.  That is very funny!  ;-)

Hope you are well my friend.

Best wishes.

John

wonder if they stole the lady's pic to paste it there... indeed disturbing, the cigarette smoke was GROSS.

Nero means black.  True to form TyTy had a yellow fig.

it's beautifull.......:))

Pssst........hey buddy...wanna fig?  We've got some yellow, and wait till you try the purple!    Good $#!&. 

They have some banana videos I've seen over the years that are much worse than that.  Those guys are really sick.

Definitely..odd. I do like the beginning and the end.
And what was that, was someone pissing on the figs before the guy took one from the bowl and ate it? Somewhat disturbing and totally pointless.

Lol

Really Calvin?  The beginning and end? Hmmmm  I wonder why?

I wonder what the latest horror story is coming out the Ty Ty world, they give professional nurseries shivers, They have dozens of websites that have address that lead back to TyTy and the consumer state board doesn't want to hear that name ever again.

i thought someone peed on the figs as well. the girl looked nice and all but if i need entertained by a pritty girl all i have to do is look to my wife jessie. shes all i want/need.

I almost bought a tree from ty ty a few years back when i got my first fig tree (brown turkey) and it was thier youtube vids that got me looking elsewhere.

as for the posibilaty of losing braincell from watching it, it is possible. over the years i have noticed in all industry that truly creative advertisment and entertainment have been scrubbed for mass produced mindless garble like this. look at it, music, movies, etc. what passes for good now was low stander 20 years ago and special effects have improved so much. or maybey its just me.

Hard to believe, but for once in my life, I can't think of a thing to say!  I've been stuck speechless!

Suzi

LOL Suzi ! All I can say is CREEPY !!

I showed the vid to my wife. she said and i quote "whoever shot that video should get a dumbas5 of the year award. that was 2 min of my life i will never get back"

Im alot nicer than she is though.  

What the..........

This video has inspired me to grow melons next year!

You guys are sick! Trying not to laugh though. The video is very mental.

These guys are on crack right? What else could explain that kind of weirdness?

These dudes are seriously screwed up in the head to think blowing cigarette smoke on a perfectly good fig would make people want to buy their plants.

maybe he was demonstrating how to kill spider mites with tobacco smoke, haha. Just weird.

Okay, I've been mostly curious about the girl.  Somebody said something like it was a life size poster or something like that.  I don't think so.  The model has light shining on her from two directions while nothing else in the tree scene has similar lighting, so she's obviously not actually standing there in front of the tree.  However, I'm pretty sure it's just an image taken from some other source and overlaid onto the still photo of the fig tree.  It's not a moving scene during the portions with the model.  It's kind of funny how towards the end the reverse the image of both the fig and model (originally standing with the fig tree to her left and looking to her right and later she the tree is to her "right" and she is looking to her "left").  I guess that was supposed to convince some viewers that the girl was actually there walking about?

The smoking scene must be to get the fig wasp to fly out you dummies! ;)

It should be rated S for Stupid .   I think I'm scarred for life .

Harvey  cigarete smoke to scare wasps?  I thought I read it all.

[QUOTE=garden_whisperer] the girl looked nice and all but if i need entertained by a pritty girl all i have to do is look to my wife jessie. shes all i want/need.[/QUOTE]

Oh,come on, you know your wife reads this forum, doesn't she? ;)

Grasa, you have a better idea why they would blow smoke? :)  I was only joking as impossible to understand any of the motives of producing such a very strange video.  A mind is a terrible thing to waste....

These Ty Ty dudes are on some really high grade acid!!

Really...!!!?? WTF was that?
Ever have the feelling that you want to reach out and smack someone? Right now i do!
and the guy reaching out with the fig tree branch, i just wanna beat him over the head with it.

Everyone is referencing different parts of the video and it draws me in to watch it again to see what they are talking about. Each time i see it, I can't stop watching... total train wreck.

jc
Not the right place for it because it has nothing to do with green or black figs ....

green or black figs?

i dont see anything wrong except the cigarette theyle ruin your life the women is weird tho in a fig video

Totally creepy video.  I avoid their website like the plague.

Widespread Panic's Space Wrangler sampled in a loop over and over- a good song played properly, sad to hear it used for this ridiculous video. Mike in Hanover, VA

well, by watching it out of curiosity we all, collectively, are making it immortal, LOL
Shell we ask Bass to delete this thread? Just an idea...

I don't know that I would call it disturbing, I would go with horrifically moronic. A waste of all things on all levels by no talent oxygen thieves!!!